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 Post subject: Kellen Winslow Jr.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:57 pm 
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The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.

According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.

When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating -- but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed ... and last week, pleaded not guilty.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/17/new-york- ... z2qhAAVXOf

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8:41 AM PT -- Kellen's rep issued a statement saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding because Kellen was NOT throwing a J.

"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home."

The rep continued, "There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.

Not sure what to say about this, considering it IS TMZ....and a Jet. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
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I swear sh*t like this only happens to the Jests, it's so #@&% funny, like a rule or something. It's their tradition.

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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
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AFCMiamiEast wrote:
I swear sh*t like this only happens to the Jests, it's so #@&% funny, like a rule or something. It's their tradition.


...and geno smith gets tossed off a jet.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=10312446

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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:29 am 
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10acjed wrote:
TMZ would never lie


I'll tell you what, that site is right a lot of the time.

He's nothing like his old man. In all the ratings of the greatest tight end in NFL history, either Kellen Winslow Sr or Tony Gonzales is listed as the all time greatest.

I'm going to move this topic to the NFL section but leave a shadow here.

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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:21 am 
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And cue Pee-Wee jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Xlzn_yk9Q&t=7m45s

We still miss you, Neil.

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 Post subject: Re: Kellen Winslow Jr.
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Big Dave wrote:
10acjed wrote:
TMZ would never lie


I'll tell you what, that site is right a lot of the time.

He's nothing like his old man. In all the ratings of the greatest tight end in NFL history, either Kellen Winslow Sr or Tony Gonzales is listed as the all time greatest.

I'm going to move this topic to the NFL section but leave a shadow here.


This may explain why he wasn't, he had the tools to become great, unfortunately he didn't care to be.

That being said, Dan Fouts was on the other end too, a former great.

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