As a Pro Bowl coach here last week, Wade's massive ego, or whatever it is that drives the man's motor, made some senseless comment about having won more games in three years as the Cowboys' head coach than Parcells did in his four years at Valley Ranch. It's true. Wade has his facts right.

Never mind, however, that Parcells inherited a rotten team and organization coming off back-to-back-to-back 5-11 seasons. And never mind that only two players, Flozell Adams and Andre Gurode, remain from the overhaul today that Parcells began in 2003.

But to Wade, all that must be "baseball stats," which in Wade's world is any kind of statistical info that doesn't benefit him.

Rofl, is he serious? Old fat boy actually thinks he accomplished something. What a moron.