Hopefully someone sings this to the Dolphins Thursday to remind them that we are supposed to score touchdowns.
"Miami has t' Dolphins T' Greatest Football Team We take t' ball from goal t' goal Like no one's ever seen We're in t' air, we're on t' ground We're always in control"
Use these as your own risk today.
Top Ten Pickup lines
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.